From ronnt@penti.sit.fi Fri Dec 15 15:43:10 2000 Date: Fri, 15 Dec 2000 15:33:33 +0200 (EET) From: Tomas Rönn To: Kristoffer Sederlof H98 Subject: The Guide for Rehaibilitating Hackers Du har helt Frrrrrriiikkkkat out MAaaaannnnn INSTUCTIONS: 1.a: Turn your computer off (if you have never done it before the best solution is to remove all power cables that are attatched to your computer!) 1.b Now you will prbably notice that you screen suddenly has gone black.. Now: DO NOT PANICK!!!!!!!!!!! This behaviour is perfectly normal! The screen will not come back on no matter what keys you hit! 1.c As a precaution you may want to bury your computer in the back yard in a locked safe, while feeding the key to you neighbours dog, cat or hamster (simular rodents will do just fine). 2. This is the hardest step! You will now have to find something to do that ***DOES NOT*** involve your computer!!! (This cannot be stressed enough). This usually involves some kind of outdoor activity (i.e. physically leaving the house). The instant pain can be made less severe once alcoloholic beverages are consumed... You should now try to meet friends for REAL, that is . You may also want to go through the phone book, to learn their REAL names (no DickMasTe00Xxxx is not considered a name, and logon names do NOT count!!) ... There you go... Remember the first steps are always the hardest... and if you ever start to sweat and shake uncontrollable, while foaming from your mouth, and notice strange sounds coming out of your mouth, and you are not entirely aware of what they mean; DO NOT go back to your computer.. That would only make things worse in the long run. If the pain is really severe, then try chewing on something (a carrot, your own leg..) This will probably make the attacks dissappear. .. This letter is been sent by the Anonymous Computer Addicts (ACA). We have been informed of your condition by someone close to you who CARE about you, and only want your best. To sign up for our complete rehabilitation program, as well as weekly group meetings please dial: 1800 3234509834. You can change your life today.. or something. Ehee.e.`Nååååååhhhhh hur gicg GPP.p II?? Happy loma to u tooo :)