The Gurus of Unix Meeting of Minds (GUMM) takes place Wednesday, April 1,
    2076 (check THAT in your perpetual calendar program), 14 feet above the ground
    directly in front of the Milpitas Gumps. Members will grep each other by the hand
    (a   have been allotted for a complete rundown of all the user- friendly features of Unix.
    Seminars include "Everything You Know is Wrong", led by Tom Kempson, "Batman
    or Cat:man?" led by Richie Dennis "cc C? Si! Si!" led by Kerwin Bernighan, and
    "Document Unix, Are You Kidding?" led by Jan Yeats. No Reader Service No. is
    necessary because all GUGUs (Gurus of Unix Group of Users) already know
    everything we could tell them.