From teemu.mielikainen@capella.fi Tue Oct 16 09:45:57 2001
Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2001 08:44:18 +0300
From: Teemu Mielikäinen <teemu.mielikainen@capella.fi>
To: Henrik Jakobsson H98 <jakobshe@penti.sit.fi>,
     Kristoffer Sederlof H98 <sederlok@penti.sit.fi>,
     Toni Heikkinen H98 <heikkito@penti.sit.fi>,
     Tom Levlin <leviint@penti.sit.fi>, Klaus Monkkonen <monkkonk@penti.sit.fi>,
     Samuel Pitkanen <pitkanes@penti.sit.fi>, Tomas Rönn <ronnt@penti.sit.fi>
Subject: Fw: So, what type of drinker are you?

MUHAHAA!!! And remember, I go for whiskey!

> Hummm....
> >
> > Seven bartenders were asked if they could identify personality on what
> > drinks were chosen.
> >
> > Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
> >
> > The results:
> >
> > IF WOMEN DRINK ..... :
> >
> > ..... Beer
> > Personality: Casual, low maintenance, down to earth.
> > Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
> >
> > ..... Blender drinks with umbrella
> > Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass.
> > Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
> >
> > ..... Mixed drinks - no umbrellas
> > Personality: Mature, has picky taste, knows what she wants.
> > Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink!
> >
> > ..... Wine - (bottled, not 4 litre cask!)
> > Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
> > Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.
> >
> > ..... Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff Ice, Vodka Mule, etc.
> > Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated, actually has
> > absolutely no clue!
> > Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is ..... and you're in!
> >
> > ..... Baileys
> > Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
> > Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub!
> >
> > ..... Shorts (Vodka, Aftershock, etc.)
> > Personality: Hanging with male pals or looking to get drunk ..... and
> > naked!
> > Approach: Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait!
> >
> >
> > IF MEN DRINK .....
> >
> > Cider: He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid!
> >
> > Cheap Domestic Beer: He's poor / student and wants to get laid!
> >
> > Premium Local Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid!
> >
> > Bitter: He's old, he likes good beer and wants to get laid!
> >
> > Imported Beer: He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid!
> >
> > Guinness: The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another!
> >
> > Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated
> > image and help him get laid!
> >
> > Vodka or Brandy: Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf!
> > Desperate to get laid!
> >
> > Port: Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get
> > laid!
> >
> > Whisky: He doesn't give two shits about anything and will hit anyone who
> > will get in his way of getting laid!
> >
> > Jack Daniels: Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about
> > feminine activities (knitting, crochet, etc.) to weasel himself into
> > getting laid!
> >
> > Tequila: Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid!
> >
> > Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff Ice, Vodka Mule, etc.: He's gay (blatantly!)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
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