From ronnt@penti.sit.fi Thu Mar 22 11:07:14 2001 Date: Wed, 21 Mar 2001 18:29:11 +0200 (EET) From: Tomas Rönn To: Kristoffer Sederlof H98 Subject: Re: MUUUUUUHAAAA Eeeeehhhhhhhhhe ,.. WHo00? Mee, Näää ehe.. L00k over there.. Those Dogs are barking.. What.. Eh.. I'm not hiding any Bombs... Så du har sparat alla "Gamla Godingar".. borde kanske paste ihop alla och skicka till Bill Gates eller Jorma Ollila.. MEn, som jag sade, såå INTE stressar jag. Idag var jag på doonet och så sa jag åt feta spritluktande semi-bossen att "EYYee tror du JAG ska göra din fittans SMIL koder... Ta du ditt SMIL med 3 meter breda framtändsmellanrum och bygg en jävla rehabiliteringscenter för förvridna kaniner" Hmm That's what I said, maan.. and if some chick starts complaingin to me, I'd just go like: EYEE... You ... slut... Why do u force me to dress up like the mailman... and.. smoke crack in my bed.. and have sex with some guy I don't even know.. eee... Just go knit me a Sweater... Ehhe NOW that's what I'd say... SOooo.. :) Men, som tur kan man bara gå hem o hajotta dem andra som har deadliner o måste sitta på arbetet 24 timmar i dygnet... Så NÅGONTING bra är det ju med "snuttarbete" ala heffe modell... HMm... Kom just på att man KAN sätta bananer i stekpannan, men det behöver inte bli så värst gott.. och sedan hade jag en mystisk frukt? med knottrigt skal, och köttet smakade lite som rutten förhud (no kidding).. The name keeps avoiding me but I'll get back to u on that one.. Och sen ett tips, att så jag satt i bussen o mediterade då min mp3 spelare var hajoo, så är det bra att andas imellan. Glömde nästan bort det, vilket inte är nice.. MEN bussresan går ju faktiskt mycket snabbare om man inte är medveten.. Borde bara få någon att väcka upp en då man skall av.. Must keep working on that one.. JAA, eee kelade ALLVARLIGT ta loma en vecka före påsk, men får nu se hur det blir, med sommararbetare på lufthansa som yrar bort ens beställningar,, gottttamnnwetoi .. EEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOO"22 .,SDDDDDDDDDDDDDD POOooooooooooo oeo pop ll_ wooooooooo_ lllllllll . On Wed, 21 Mar 2001, Kristoffer Sederlof H98 wrote: > > heheh de e på tiden att jag skickar tillbaka denna mail... > > > >From ronnt@penti.sit.fi Fri Dec 15 15:43:10 2000 > Date: Fri, 15 Dec 2000 15:33:33 +0200 (EET) > From: Tomas Rönn > To: Kristoffer Sederlof H98 > Subject: The Guide for Rehaibilitating Hackers > > Du har helt Frrrrrriiikkkkat out MAaaaannnnn > > INSTUCTIONS: > > 1.a: Turn your computer off (if you have never done it before the best > solution is to remove all power cables that are attatched to your computer!) > > 1.b Now you will prbably notice that you screen suddenly has gone black.. > Now: DO NOT PANICK!!!!!!!!!!! This behaviour is perfectly normal! The > screen will not come back on no matter what keys you hit! > > 1.c As a precaution you may want to bury your computer in the back yard > in a locked safe, while feeding the key to you neighbours dog, cat or > hamster (simular rodents will do just fine). > > 2. This is the hardest step! You will now have to find something to do > that ***DOES NOT*** involve your computer!!! (This cannot be stressed > enough). This usually involves some kind of outdoor activity (i.e. > physically leaving the house). The instant pain can be made less severe > once alcoloholic beverages are consumed... > > You should now try to meet friends for REAL, that is . You may also want to > go through the phone book, to learn their REAL names (no DickMasTe00Xxxx > is not considered a name, and logon names do NOT count!!) > > ... > > There you go... Remember the first steps are always the hardest... and if > you ever start to sweat and shake uncontrollable, while foaming from your > mouth, and notice strange sounds coming out of your mouth, and you are not > entirely aware of what they mean; DO NOT go back to your computer.. That > would only make things worse in the long run. If the pain is really > severe, then try chewing on something (a carrot, your own leg..) This will > probably make the attacks dissappear. > > .. This letter is been sent by the Anonymous Computer Addicts (ACA). We > have been informed of your condition by someone close to you who CARE > about you, and only want your best. To sign up for our complete > rehabilitation program, as well as weekly group meetings please dial: 1800 > 3234509834. You can change your life today.. or something. > > Ehee.e.`Nååååååhhhhh hur gicg GPP.p II?? > Happy loma to u tooo :) > > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________________ > You'v just been mailed by > >>>> Kristoffer J. Sederlöf <<<< > Tel: +358 40-5233 320 > ICQ#: 35272970 > E-mail: kristoffer.sederlof@arcada.fi > Or at work: kristoffer.sederlof@nokia.com > H-page: www.sit.fi/~sederlok > PGP: www.sit.fi/~sederlok/sederlok.asc > ______________________________________________________________________________ > Tomas Rönn -- ______________________________ Mail: tomas.ronn@arcada.fi Tel: +358405882013 Web: www.sit.fi/~ronnt ______________________________