A long time ago A long time ago in a small town in Germany there was a shoemaker, Shuman was his name. And he could play the 1. Violin, violin, violin He could play the violin, vio violin 2. Piccolo ... 3. Big trombone ... 4. Synthesizer ... 5. Bloody fool ... ( Sången sjunges 5 ggr och varje gång lägger man till ett nytt 'instrument')