Canal street whore Walking down Canal street looking for a whore. God damned son of a bitch, couldn't get a whore. Finally find a whore, she was red and slim. God damned son of a bitch, couldn't get it in. Finally got it in, turned it all about. God damned son of a bitch, couldn't get it out. Finally got it out, it was red and sore. God damned son of a bitch, Never fuck a whore! Ben Dover