Last night


Last night I tried my hand in masturbation
it did me good, I knew it would.
Tonight I will repeat the operation
to pull the pud, to pull the pud.
First I give it a long stroke
up and down, up and down
Then I give it a short stroke
to tickle the crown, to tickle the crown.
Smash it, splash it up against the wall,
squeeze it, tease it make it want some more.
I know some people say that sexual intercourse is grand,
but speaking of myself I rather take it in my hand.
Runka, runka bort din sura min,
Runka, runka bort din sura min,
Karunkarunkarunkarunkarunkarunkaraa
Runka, runka, runka, runka bort din sura min.