Lumberjack song Leader: I'm a lumberjack And I'm O.K I sleep all night And I work all day Mounties: Hés a lumberjack And hés O.K He sleeps all night And he works all day Leader: I cut down trees I eat my lunch I go to the lavatory On Wednesday I go shopping And have buttered scones for tea Mounties: He cuts down trees He eats his lunch He goes to the lavatory On Wednesday he goes shopping And has buttered scones for tea Hés a lumberjack And hés O.K He sleeps all night And he works all day Leader: I cut down trees I skip and jump I like to press wild flowers I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars Mounties: He cuts down trees He skips and jumps He likes to press wild flowers He puts on women's clothing And hangs around in bars Hés a lumberjack And hés O.K He sleeps all night And he works all day Leader: I cut down trees I wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear Papa Mounties: He cuts down trees He wears high heels (spoken rather than sung) Suspenders ..... and a bra? That's shocking, etc. That's rude...tuttut. . . tut...tut